I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.