When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.