My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes