I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN