they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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