their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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