Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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