I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I color on your dick again?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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