so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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