singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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