I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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