I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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