Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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