I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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