Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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