you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
