Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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