Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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