hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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