Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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