dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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