there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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