i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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