Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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