all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
