the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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