Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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