I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
