yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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