You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just gift wrapped bread.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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