i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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