I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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