You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
what day is it and did you see me today?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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