butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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