just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
handjob tips. give me some.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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