the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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