Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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