Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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