I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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