the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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