You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't deserve a penis
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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