don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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