please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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