it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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