There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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