I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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