Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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