Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
