My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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