I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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