You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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