You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team