he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.