I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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