I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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