So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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