She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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