I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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